
Tag: satirist
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“If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”

“All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.”

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

“Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.”

“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.”

“A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot… “

Quotes for Now, satirist, writer
“Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race.”

essayist, historian, philosopher, Scottish, teacher, writer
“Everywhere in life, the true question is not what we gain, but what we do.”

art, cleric, Irish, novelist, poet, writer
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